What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Hi my name is Jim

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Pickles

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Anti Joke

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