Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Women's Rights.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A midget walks under a bar

bob saget

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

the cast of the jersey shore

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Hearpin my durp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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