- Anti Joke

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

a ginger has a soul

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink