What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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This is a joke

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Women's Rights.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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bob saget

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Anti Joke

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