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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Iggy Azalea

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Blind people can't read this.

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