- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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