Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Are you Drew?

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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