This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

i have yougurt with tractor

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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