Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Yo daddy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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