- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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