- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

general tso's broccoli

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Does this napkin chloroform?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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