What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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