Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Comedy.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Spinabifita

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Anti Joke

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