How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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whats a dick a dick

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Stop being a centipede

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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