What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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