A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Reed is poopin

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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