- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

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