How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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