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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Twenty-Four

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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