What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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eloise dey.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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