- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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