- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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