Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Kelly Clarkson

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Jews

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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