whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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