What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Your mom.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Worst joke ever

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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thumbs up!

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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