- Anti Joke

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.