a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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whats 2+2? 4

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Hashtag

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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