Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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