no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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