Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

The Bible

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What's 4+7 47

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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