Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Spinabifita

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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