Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Jacob Edwards has friends

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