An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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