- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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