- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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