Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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