Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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