why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Nothing yet CC

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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