- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

women's rights

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

a ginger has a soul

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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