how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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my namew is jd

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Hi.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Women.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Not Steve Jobs

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