why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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my namew is jd

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Michael Castillo is gay

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