How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

I've got a dig bick

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

this is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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