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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

who is mark

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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