- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

wood cant chuck wood

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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