Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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