Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

So. The gays. ...

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Welcome to die!

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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