What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Womens rights

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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