Womens rights

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

This is a joke

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Women's Rights.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

A midget walks under a bar

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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