Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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