- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Jason Connor.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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