A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

she wasn't 18

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Guess What! HI!

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

obama

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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