What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What is White over Black? Society.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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