- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Stop being a centipede

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Male penises.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

I am a n1gger.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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