Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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where are you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Wombat monkey juice.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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