Not Steve Jobs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Niki Minaj's ass

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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