What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A midget walks under a bar

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

the cast of the jersey shore

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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