Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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