patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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she wasn't 18

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Guess What! HI!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

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