Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

thumb_up thumb_down -6

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Good boy

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I'm a like whore

thumb_up thumb_down -8

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

all these jokes suck ass

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops