- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

0123456789

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

24!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

myspace

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??