What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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