A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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