How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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