- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

knock, knock come in

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

My life :(

YEAH THEY DO.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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