Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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bob saget

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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