- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Snausages.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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