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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Women's Rights.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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