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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

you just contradicted yourself.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Yes. Just Yes.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

mc hammers income.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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