Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

we all know sammi has a penis

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

She said no

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

hey guys what's up?

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Gianni

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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