Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A women president

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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An asian without a future.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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