- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

I saw a poor man named rich

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Anti Joke

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