- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A black man in a country bar.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

It smells like triangles in here.

Are you Drew?

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Your time.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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