Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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You smell like shit

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Straight men can be bronies.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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