Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

monkey sponge

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

I Have a Black Friend

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Mrs. Welsh

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

obama

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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