What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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