SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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what time is it? 3:16

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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