- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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