Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

democracy

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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