Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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WNBA

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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I am on a escalator.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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