- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

who is awesome? no one...

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

how did the little girl die cancer

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.