Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Muslim athletes.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

1 Jew XD

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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