Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Shit!

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Yo mamas so fat

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

1 + 1 = 3

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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