Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

rose are red violets should be purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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