What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Womens Rights.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Like if you like big tits.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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