why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Welcome To Facebook

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Stephen Walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

thumb_up thumb_down +12

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

thumb_up thumb_down +12

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops