How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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whats black? a black man

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The WNBA.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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gay marriage.

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