Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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ecks! why zee?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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