What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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american government

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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