What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Women have the right to vote.

You are Nerochan right?

knock knock who's there police

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

My butt!!!!!!!!

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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