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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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BOOBALANBOO

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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