- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

terry stockton is straight

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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