- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Straight men can be bronies.

A: B: No pun intended.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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