Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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THE GAME

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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