what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's cold and icy? Ice

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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