3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Like if you like big tits.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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terry stockton is straight

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Yes!

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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