some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Stephen Walking.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Welcome To Facebook

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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