- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

for keeps?

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

obama's promises

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

It burns when I pee sometimes.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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