- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

mark is mark

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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