Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

drake

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

we all know sammi has a penis

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What is cold? Winter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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