An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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want a balloon? yeah

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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