they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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