It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Penis

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Womens Rights.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Women's rights.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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