Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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