- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

An atheist walks into a church

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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