What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

I've got a dig bick

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

I like hats XD!

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

How do you spell eight? 8

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