Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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poop is very very yummy.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Poop

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Girls Basketball.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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This is an anti-joke.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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