- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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