Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Proof reading

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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*insert joke here*

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Anti Joke

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