- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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