- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

wots brown and smells like shite shite

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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