Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

The Barackness Monster

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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