- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Vagina ass.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Scientology.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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