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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

That's not what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

what do you watch ? a tv

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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