knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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