THIS IS an anti-joke.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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liam buchan is gay !

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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