- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

how now brown cow. WTF.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The Game.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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