- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Fox News.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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