- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

whats a dick a dick

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Stephen Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

where wally? wallys a myth.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

obama's promises

I have two hands. Some people dont.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.