How do you hold someone in suspense?

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Gay's rights

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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