- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Darude - Sandstorm

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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