Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Knock Knock.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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you will now laugh.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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