- Anti Joke

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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religion.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Homosexuals are gay.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.