- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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