Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Men, get on the boat.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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