- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Keep up the fun Nero!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

I have two hands. Some people dont.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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