Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

hipsters

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Roey Jegen

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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