- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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